Home Depot claims their store is where "doers get more done".  So this giant red crab is leaving me and a lot of others perplexed.  What exactly are you trying to get done that requires a giant red crab. This thing is not cheap. It seems for 1539-dollars.

According to the ad: "Our Design Toscano-exclusive display-quality Colossal Crustacean King Crab sculpture transforms any home, garden, restaurant or hotel into something truly magnificent. Another breathtaking deep sea statue from Toscano."

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Of course, this "thing" is available from other retailers. Walmart sells it, but then again Walmart sells everything, so it makes sense for them.   Amazon sells it and its the same story for them.

What I'm trying to figure out is why HOME DEPOT is selling this monstrosity.  Having racked my brain extensively, I've come up with five possible reasons why you would need this giant Toscano Colossal Crustacean from Home Depot.

5 Reasons Why You Need A Giant Crab From Home Depot

Home Depot Red Crab

 

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