Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Sharon Osbourne Thinks Justin Bieber + Kanye West Need to Get Over Themselves Already
Uninhibited Osbourne matriarch and 'The Talk' co-host Sharon Osbourne did a recent interview that was just full of dish -- taking direct aim at Justin Bieber and Kanye West, touching on her temporary split from husband Ozzy, and much more.
Lindsay Lohan Plans to Drop Her Poisonous Friends When She Leaves Rehab
Lindsay Lohan will be a busy girl when she leaves rehab: She has an interview with Oprah, a high-paying docu-series on tap, and a career to revitalize.
That doesn't leave a lot of time for socializing -- but it's probably for the best since she may be dumping the vast majority of her friends anyway.
John Travolta Dances With Shirtless Men, Allegedly to Shill Booze [VIDEO]
After paying boatloads of cash to a male masseuse on whom he may or may not have let his fingers do the walking, John Travolta apparently decided his next best move would be to promote Brazilian booze by ambiguously dancing with shirtless men. Alrighty.
Also not helping matters? His refusal to shave whatever that thing is off his face. (That's a decision worse than 'Battlefield Earth.')
Amanda Bynes’ Parents Denied a Conservatorship as Her Lawyer Tries to Get Her Sprung
Amanda Bynes' parents went to court today, trying to prove to a judge that their daughter was a danger to herself and others and should therefore be placed under a conservatorship.
But alas, their request was denied. At least for the time being.
Gaga Goes Dark + Makeup Free as an Old Lana Del Rey Song Dissing Her Leaks [AUDIO, PHOTO]
A Lana Del Ray song from four years ago leaked this week, and the track takes aim at Lady Gaga -- but Mother Monster is too busy dying her hair black and being fierce and makeup free to notice.
Donald Faison, Rob Corddry, Ice T + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
It's over! Royal Baby fever is finally over! Thank you, Twitter, for ceasing to care. Instead, today (July 24) was all about making new friends, getting birthday wishes from the old, and reminding people to watch/buy your new product.
Alec Baldwin Returns to Twitter + Has Big Hashtag Plans For His Tombstone
Rejoice, citizens! After deleting his Twitter account in a fit of rage last month, Alec Baldwin is back.
But don't expect another rant. From what we can tell, he's just been using it to retweet jokes about Anthony Weiner's press conference on National Hot Dog day.
Even As a Child, James Van Der Beek Had Swagger – Photo of the Week
If you ever find yourself in a dark alley with actor James Van Der Beek, don't worry. He's not really a martial arts expert.
Lady Gaga + Justin Bieber Top Forbes’ List of the Highest Paid Celebrities Under 30
Forbes announced its list of the highest earning celebs under 30, and leading the pack is Lady Gaga, followed by Justin Bieber -- both of whom coincidentally also have the most pull on Twitter.
Kris Jenner Tried to Bribe a Reporter Into Pretending Her Talk Show Isn’t Terrible
Kris Jenner's new talk show 'Kris' has been getting awful reviews, most likely because the whole time she talks about meal ticket daughter Kim while trying not to sound like a giant scripted mess. (Spoiler: Her efforts are in vain.)
So to fix this, she tried to bribe a reporter with cupcakes and a Tiffany pen. (More spoilers: It didn't work.)