Alexandra Capotorto
Adele Once Stole a Burrito From Katy Perry
And today, Saturday, July 14, we present to you the stupid news of the day! We kind of can’t believe we’re actually writing this, but it’s so hilariously absurd that we just had to share it with you.
Adele Reportedly Already Spent $50,000 on Nursery for Baby
So first Adele shocks the world by announcing she’s pregnant, and on the same day Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced they were divorcing no less. Rude. Then there’s the rumor that not only is she pregnant, but that she’s seven months pregnant and is due to give birth before summer even ends. And now it’s being reported that she has already spent $50,000 on the baby’s nursery!
Britney Spears Shows She Loves White Rappers on ‘X Factor’ Set
In the name of all that is holy! We are so thankful for camera phones because some genius took a video of a miss Britney Spears shakin’ what her mama gave her during an audition on ‘X Factor‘ in North Carolina.
Britney Spears Reveals ‘X Factor’ Game Plan
Britney Spears has been using and abusing social media as of late, and we couldn’t be more thrilled. Basically because we eat up anything she puts out and can do no wrong in our eyes. In her latest social media venture, the ‘X Factor‘ judge took to Viddy, an app that allows users to make and create a video and share it across multiple social media platforms.
Adele, Nicki Minaj + One Direction Top Album Sellers of 2012
In the biggest shocker since Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced they were divorcing, we kid, Adele, Nicki Minaj and One Direction have some of the biggest-selling albums of 2012 according to the Neilsen SoundScan. So far. But don’t be surprised if these two stay on top for the long haul, because the youngins and not so youngins seem to love One Direction, Minaj, and Adele.
Britney Spears Shows Off Bikini Bod While on Family Vacation in Hawaii
Queen Britney Spears took to her Twitter recently to share with the world a little slice of her vacation in Hawaii with her boys Jaden and Preston, and uh, we’re kind of jealous.
Ed Sheeran Covers Ginuwine Live
UK singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran, who sings ‘The A Team,’ a song we still haven’t managed to get out of our pretty little heads, was in New York recently to promote his new album. Oh, and he was also in town to perform a sold-out show at Bowery Ballroom. No biggie.
Usher Being Stalked by Crazed ‘Wife’
Poor Usher. He can barely catch a break with his actual ex-wife Tameka Foster, as the two are in the middle of a custody battle over their two sons after she claimed he was a terrible father. But now the singer has to deal with a crazed woman claiming to be married to him. That s— cray. (Are people still saying that?)
Are Miley Cyrus + Liam Hemsworth Already Married?!
Lord help that 19-year-old Miley Cyrus if she made it to the altar before we did. She got engaged before we did, so technically there’s a good chance she’ll get married before we do (Snooki “wah”), but are her and fiancee Liam Hemsworth already married?!
Maroon 5 Cover Prince’s ‘Kiss’
If you haven’t already picked up Maroon 5‘s newest album ‘Overexposed,’ then you should probably march yourself over to the nearest corner and sit for a time out. We’re basically a walking advertisement for the album for two reasons: 1) We’re hoping Adam Levine will somehow notice us; and 2) The bonus tracks on the album are pretty sick.